Meet
BRITANY RAYMOND, a physiology and kinesiology student and proud member of the Florida cheer squad. When
BRITANY RAYMOND's not rooting on her Gators,
BRITANY RAYMOND enjoys listening to country music and partaking in her guilty pleasure -- cookies.
BRITANY RAYMOND describes her worst date when a guy she was interested in once asked her if she would like to go on a date, and he suggested a movie.
BRITANY RAYMOND is usually hesitant about movies for first dates because you aren't able to talk to the person very much, but
BRITANY RAYMOND was so excited she said yes anyway. When it came time for him to pick
BRITANY RAYMOND up, the dolt called her to say he was already on the way to the theater with a group of 8, and asked
BRITANY RAYMOND should either meet up with them, or she could catch a ride with his roommate at his house. Needless to say
BRITANY RAYMOND dumped his sorry ass.
Amidst historical figures such as Jesus, Albert Einstein, Mother Teresa, and Nostradamus
BRITANY RAYMOND lists Matthew McConaughey as one of the five people she would like to have dinner with.
On her most embarrassing moment,
BRITANY RAYMOND remebers a basketball game, where their mascot Albert asked her to help him with a skit.
BRITANY RAYMOND's job was to hold a sign for him and hand it over at the appropriate time during the song Jump Around. Albert told
BRITANY RAYMOND to just jump and be cheery until the song said "freeze," at which point
BRITANY RAYMOND would turn around her sign (which also said "freeze") and show it to the audience. Unfortunately, he failed to tell
BRITANY RAYMOND the song was several minutes long and "freeze" didn't come until the very end.
BRITANY RAYMOND ended up bouncing and looking ridiculous all by herself in the middle of the court with a blank sign for an uncomfortably long time, all while the audience was screaming at her that her sign was backwards!
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