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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Brooke Hogan AKA Brooke Ellen Bollea

Unfortunately I haven't found any naked pictures of Brooke Hogan also known as Brooke Ellen Bollea.

== Introduction ==


Reality tv star, singer, none of that is why you know who she is. She’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter, and if you forget that, well, you’re going to have 300 pounds of pure anger coming at you. It was just a matter of time before television producers realized that Hulk Hogan + Smoking hot daughter that teenage boys want = reality gold.

== Life Story ==

Brooke grew up in West Newbury, Mass., watching her dad lay the smack down on fools and warning kids about the dangers of steroids. Though genetically she took on some of the Hulkster’s features, she was fortunate enough to not receive the fu-manchu mustache that has served her father so well. Instead, the genetics fairy gave her a softer face and an explosive body, that she would not to use for the purposes of teaching Super Fly Jimmy Snuka “a lesson in Hulkology”, but instead use towards a blossoming recording career.





At the age of 13 Brooke was introduced to supremely creepy producer Lou Pearlman. Pearlman told her to hone her skills, which she did, and in 2002 she returned to him and was immediately signed by continental records.
It wasn’t until 2006, when she was featured in the television show “Hogan Knows Best,” a reality show that followed her unusual family, that she became a household name. Shortly after she released her album “Undiscovered,” presumably in an effort for audiences to discover her. They did. Undiscovered reached #28 on the billboard charts and she sold 127,000 copies. Still, she is more well known for her appearances on the family’s reality show, where viewers tuned in time and again to watch her enormous, chemically imbalanced father attempt to scare off any of her potential suitors. It’s unclear whether or not this show was the sole reason for the invention of the television, but a common theory is that it is.

== Ethnicity ==
Brooke is half Italian, a quarter Greek, and a quarter Armenian.

== Label Switch ==
Brooke reportedly switched record labels in late 2007 fro "creative differences", translation, she wanted to sing her own rock and roll songs, but Scott Storch decided that this would not work. He wanted her to continue making bad hip-hop/pop music and make her into the next Britney Spears/Paris Hilton dumb blond slut pop star.























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